It all happened one day when I came out from a sewer drain, It was freezing as hell, which is odd for a freak like me,
when I happened to see sight of Fairuza, even dubbed a freak like me, on a Maxim magazine in the window of 7/11
and that was when I knew we were mean't to be together! Why, I can't get enough of her, you know what?, I stole that magazine! But If I met this lovely goddess, I would sing her romantic love songs under the moonlight with my flamingo guitar, have romantic wine dinners, she would have to excuse my rugged good looks which is pass'e to that darn punk Brandon(yeck) and my deep scratchy raspy voice that's only good for singing jazz. So Fairuza, If your reading this, baby, let me be the one! I feel your pain!
I'll be your faithful beloved! Your eyes are so blue, they remind me of swimming pools.
My girl, my girl, don't you lie to me, tell me where did you sleep last night?
In the pines, in the pines, where the sun don't ever shine, I will shiver the whole night thru.